On this beautiful beach there is clear blue water with lots of warm sand and there is a killer that just broke out of jail. Mats Sundin is in jail for playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs (because the Montreal Canadians are better). He’s also in jail because he went to Bobby Orr’s hotel and shot him!!!!
He is still in disguise but not for long the cops come and yell Mats Sundin Your under arrest. Mats Sundin hijacks a Porsche 911 and now there on hot pursuit!!!
Mats is flying around every corner almost as fast as my mom. But the cops are still on his tail Mats flies around one corner into a four way intersection turns left and loses the cops and he is safe for a while. (But I wish he wasn’t)
Mats looks over his shoulder to check if anyone is coming. Then his left tire bursts and he flies off the road over the sidewalk and into the donut shop. Unfortunately for Mats the cops are taking their brake there and when the dust settles there are exactly 32 cops and 2 ambulance drivers. The cops have their handguns in his face and n the crash Mats brakes his right leg and left ankle. He is taken to Jail in an ambulance where he will be for the next 50 years.
50 years later he's out of jail and playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs and because of him they have a knew record. The most consecutive loses ever, 1 season. imagine that 1 whole season of loses.
He eventually gets sent to the free agency and is then sent to the minors and then out of hockey all together.
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